have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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