My underwear smells like fireworks.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize