When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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