I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he thought i was a dude.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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