Porn is love you can see.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Randomize