ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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