She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
we're so committed to being not committed
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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