Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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