Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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