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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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