no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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