Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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