I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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