I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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