Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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