Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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