The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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