I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
it glows. i had to have it.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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