Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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