i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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