yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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