I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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