He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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