Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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