spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You don't make any sense
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