Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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