'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I need to calm my uterus...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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