You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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