During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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