I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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