Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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