I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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