I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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