She's JV to your varsity
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I just forgot I was standing up.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
wow bdsm is so cute
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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