if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's shark week go big or go home
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
