OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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