just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Dignity is for republicans.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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