pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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