Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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