Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
