Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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