she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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