I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize