Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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