He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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