I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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