Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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