Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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