Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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