She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Can I color on your dick again?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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