Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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