Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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