This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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